I thought this story in the Onion was pretty funny, and I think you might enjoy it, too. So I’m going to reach… and stretch… and twist… it into a Water Words post. The humor comes from the story’s twisted perspective — the lion perceives the hikers very differently from how the hikers perceive the lion.
Click here to read the story in the Onion.
So now imagine you are an everyday citizen. You mean well, you like nature, and you don’t like pollution. But you’re preoccupied with your daily life, the problems all seem so big, and you don’t see anybody else doing anything. And while you’re going about your day, minding your own business, some expert sneaks up on you and starts throwing around a bunch of intimidating vocabulary and giving you an expectant look…







Thanks Eric. Definitely a stretch, but stretching keeps the mind supple.